But back to the recap, here is a sample:
Beautiful Elena sleeping in full makeup! Yes, we don’t get enough of those shots. But wait! There’s a guy watching her. Edward! Wait, no, it’s the Big Daddy Warlock, creeping on Edward’s trademark move. Stake your own territory, Big Daddy Warlock, that’s so been done.
Also, shouldn’t Elena have learned by now to never, ever sleep? She does the, wait, is that someone creeping around my room who is neither my boyfriend nor another variety of vampire that goes all glitter-tastic in sunlight? look and turns around to find … no one. So she tiptoes out into the hall and…
Oh, hey, shirtless Alaric and embarrassed Jenna. Can’t we let Jenna be sexy instead of awkward? SO AWKWARD. Apparently only the teens (or, well, the people older than I am playing teens) are allowed to have hot scenes instead of awkward encounters. Also, I love Alaric. So, so much. If the writers ever kill him I will sneak into their rooms and watch them sleep and see how they like it.
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